We're not sure if this will be of interest to anyone, but we figured the experience was so similar to how we imagine the game of Survivor feels, we're putting it out there.

Thanks for joining us this year! Stay safe out there, eat your greens, and we'll see you next season.

I'm not entirely sure how to summarise this week, so I'm going to go with "like Game of Thrones only with more bums".

Everyone ends up in Exile. Even us! But we're back and ready to lay the boot in to a few things...

Tarzan takes part in the proud Australian tradition of getting your bum out. Brooke's Rocky comeback arc is complete. Matty Rogers heads back to the dressing rooms. Phoebe gives it a characteristically hard fight from the bottom. Dave continues to be a living legend. Harry and AK finally get involved in scheming together. Uncle Johnny remains a naughty, naughty boy. All this and more on Australia's favourite* Survivor podcast: The Merge!

Tribe swaps and auctions and bums without fabric. Pandora's boxes, twists far from fantastic.

We're a little late this week, but we're as pumped as ever - Shonee pops a timely idol, Harry gains some ice cream friends, Henry performs his swan song, Matt taunts Lockie, Lee and John get their bums out, and the Rascals make a few frantic plays.

DAVE IS A GOLDEN GOD

We are bloody excited...

As another beaut season of our very own Australian Survivor wraps up, we're delighted and saddened to bring you our final thoughts on the grand finale. Look no further, Alibrandi - you've done it. One Aussie institution has mastered another. We tell you why you're wrong for hating on Pia, why the tears of the audience taste so sweet, and once again we get on the campaign trail for getting our live Survivor Finale and reunion. It's been another fantastic season of Australia's new television darling, and we look forward to doing it all again with you next season. Until then, may all your alliances be solid, and all your betrayals be spectacular. PEACE.