Like Lemmings at the edge of a cliff, our leaders keep disappearing one by one. Where's the bloody stopper Lemmings when you need them? Well they're not under the table, Brian saw to that. Will the new King be the next to plummet? Or perhaps he'll be one of those little exploding Lemmings who walks around with a countdown over his head, taking a significant chunk out of the island with him? Ok, I'm done with the Lemmings analogy.

We're at the business end of Season 3 and the final stages are taking form. 

Thank the island Gods, The Merge has arrived! And with it, the chaos that breeds change.

IT'S A TRIBE SWAP! And as our biggest tag team is torched, another blooms from it's ashes. The swap sees some Survivors swim and others sink.

Last stop before our first tribe swap! This week, Benji swims his way to an idol clue through a matrix of nachos, The Mountain (Heath) is sent a care package from one of the temple dwelling monks who is residing somewhere up in his hair?, Tegan puts her revenge plans on ice, and JLP gets a little saucy at the coconut challenge. All this and slightly more on your favourite Australian Survivor Podcast (Go the Sharkies)

Heartbreak and surprises this week as one of our favourites leaves, but is quickly replaced by a sleeping giant. But most importantly, we are informed that there are, on the island, diagrams of "inventions" drawn by a young Sam. We will not rest until we find them, whether we have to commandeer a ship ourselves to go and get them, or more likely stumble across them on Reddit. 

If you've watched as much tele as we have, you should go outside and stand in the sun for a bit because you probably have a vitamin D deficiency! IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE AUSTRALIAN SURVIVOR PODCAST!!!!

Like Johnny Farnham after a farewell tour, WE'RE BACK!! After a year abroad and enough marrying to last us a lifetime, it's time to rip off the parking fines and jump start this ride once again. And who would have thought that we'd have Russell Hantz waiting for us on the tele? Not us. But we're stoked for a brand new season of Australian Survivor: Champions VS Contenders.