The Mermen

The Mermen

By Dave Williamson and Forrest ShawComedyStand-Up
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The Mermen episodes

  • See You Later, Merverts

    For the last time ever (unless someone gives us a small loan of a million dollars), this week! Dave brings some homemade bbq for the guys in the studio to celebrate their journey with this podcast. After munching into the mic for a full 12 minutes, they call Nicole Mitchell, a pastor turned OnlyF*ns star to further explore the possibility of Forrest finding OnlyF*ns success. Dave also calls his personal pastor from his church to hopefully convert Forrest and save his soul. And then we clean out the voicemail box and say our final farewells. Thank you to all of our listeners, especially the ones that tuned in every Monday since the beginning. It's been fun and a pleasure connecting with you and we do not take this experience for granted. We had as much fun making this podcast as (hopefully) you enjoyed listening. We love you and maybeeee we'll see you later.

    ( See You Later, Merverts | Ep 75 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    2 hr
  • The End of The Mermen?!

    This week, Dave humbly brags about booking an acting gig as "Out of Shape Dad #1", they give a call to a secret Only F**s creator to learn how to make money as a guy, and they give a very important, yet sad update on the future of the Mermen.

    ( The End of The Mermen?! | Ep 74 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Mermen on OnlyFans

    This week, the guys talk about the NBA All-Star Game and Jimmy Butler's back story, making a petition to close the Miami Seaquarium, and they try to devise a plan to become content creators on OnlyFans to make some extra money.

    ( Mermen on OnlyFans | Ep 73 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 13 min
  • To Feed a Predator

    This week, Forrest shares his love for the tv show "Love on the Spectrum", Dave shares how he cooked bbq for a tv production of "To Catch a Predator", and Forrest blasts Jay-Z for his Grammy speech.

    ( To Feed a Predator | Ep 72 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    58 min
  • Mystery Coffee and The Super Bowl

    This week, the guys try to solve the mystery of who the hell sent them coffee beans in the mail! They also talk about how X/Twitter shows way too many deaths now, Dave being mistaken for a mentally challenged kid once, and they give their Super Bowl predictions (we recorded this episode before we knew who was going to the bowl so shut up!)

    ( Mystery Coffee and The Super Bowl | Ep 71 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 4 min
  • How to Have S*x with a Ghost

    This week, the guys talk about a mall mermaid almost drowning in front of a bunch of kids, Dave dives into some research on having s*x with ghosts, and Forrest tells us about a really weird dream he had involving getting intimate with Tom Segura.

    ( How to Have S*x with a Ghost | Ep 70 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 5 min
  • [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Side Splitters!

    This week, WE ARE BACK DOING A LIVE PODCAST! The guys paid another visit to Florida to do a live show in front of a live audience to talk about Dave's friend burning his foot with boiling water, how Forrest gets annoyed with how friendly Dave is with strangers, and then they talk with their good friend and radio legend, Mike Calta from 102.5 The Bone!

    ( [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Side Splitters! | Ep 69 | The Mermen Podcast )

    Follow Mike Calta on Instagram @themikecaltashow and on X @mrmikecalta

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    51 min
  • How Miami Are You, Bro?!

    This week, the guys take a quiz to test how Miami they really are, they call a Cuban and hear about his travel story to the US as a kid, and they call their childhood home numbers to see who picks up.

    ( How Miami Are You, Bro?! | Ep 68 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 1 min
  • New Year Resolutions with Walter Mercado

    HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU MERVERTS! We're back after the holidays with an all new ep where we talk about our New Year resolutions, astrology being dumb, and then we have a very special video call with beloved Puerto Rican legend astrologer, Walter Mercado (who happens to look a lot like our good friend and comedian, Freddy Stebbins)!

    ( New Year Resolutions with Walter Mercado | Ep 67 | The Mermen Podcast )

    Go to freddystebbins.com to learn more about Freddy and to catch him at a future show!

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Merry Woke-mas!

    Sorry for skipping a week! But as you'll find out in this episode, the guys almost died. Hear them talk about escaping death, the worst airports in the world, and having a woke Santa refuse to eat cookies with gluten in them. We'll be taking another 2 weeks off for Christmas and the New Year, but we'll be back immediately after. Happy Holidays, you merverts!

    ( Merry Woke-mas! | Ep 66 | The Mermen Podcast )

    ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

    For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

    Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 !

    Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    1 hr 1 min

About The Mermen

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Comedians Dave Williamson and Forrest Shaw became pals when starting Stand Up in Miami, FL many years ago. Both are experienced Watermen and still aquatic enthusiasts, they both now live in the sea…