Will Zuckerburg and his online army come for our souls?  Is there a limit to how gory Halloween decor can be?  Hear how some Illinois 7th graders made a Veteran's birthday the best ever! 

Will it be a good day? - hear about the pug who can predict your mood based on his level of laziness.  See what iconic candy is hitting the shelves after a 10 year hiatus.  Play our Fall version of "Marry, Date, Fling" and decide for yourself if you'd pay over $400 to stay in a murder house. 

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Are your knees weak?  Arms heavy? Listen to hear how Eminem is the latest celeb to venture into the restaurant business and find out how a rap star opened a fried chicken franchise in Iowa!  Hear the spooky tale of a hotel with a dark past, and be inspired by a high school quarterback with an unlikely handicap. 

Our pies are done!  Whose pumpkin spice pie will reign supreme?  Join us for a new fall segment with a spooky twist MesstiMURDER.   See how the Gabby Petito case keeps getting weirder, and check out the crunchy, toenail pasta sure to tickle your tastebuds. 

Are you giving a sloppy wet kiss to your lover, or to God? Join us as we play "worship song or love song".  Follow new developments in the Gabby Petito case, see who sold their Olympic medal, and hear the heartwarming story of a 79 year old Navy Veteran who is now a TikTok sensation. 

Hear our thoughts on the #1 Amazon Prime documentary, LuLaRich.  You'll never believe which restaurant just announced they're entering the battle of chicken sandwiches!  Would you want extinct animals brought back to life?   What could go wrong?! (Que Jurassic Park music). 

What happens when drug dealers and drug buyers are actually all undercover cops?  Find out what food and fun makes the top of our list and what we think is garbage during "marry, date, or fling", and have a feel good moment with a special message to millennials from Blue's Clues Steve. 

Is pumpkin juice a thing? Why is Kanye West the way he is? What is LulaRich?  Find the answers to these questions and more as we delve into hair clogs, Dr. Pimple Popper, and play "real or fake pumpkin spice products"

Lindsay and Mike learn the fastest way to injure themselves with milk crates, decide when to officially celebrate basic, white girl autumn, and discover that the Paralympics need more coverage. 

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Step away from the onslaught of doom & gloom in the World and join us as we discuss Grandma's freezer secret, Dad jokes, and Max's 500 day camping adventure. 

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