Join Michael Moore for a RUMBLE Christmas sing-along! The lyrics are below and are slightly altered to match the times we live in.
1. Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudy, the red nosed lawyer
That’s cause of where he put it
Right up in, well, you know.
All of the other Trumpsters
Used to roll their eyes and sneer
As Rudy hung out in Ukraine
Hoping to deliver a smear.
Then one foggy winter’s day
Rudy with your nose so bright
Won’t you tell more lies tonight
Then all the Trumpsters loved him
And they shouted out with glee —
“Rudy the red-nosed lawyer
You’ll go down in infamy!“
2. Nancy Pelosi Is Coming to Town
Nancy Pelosi is coming to town!
Gonna find out who’s working for ICE
Nancy Pelosi is coming to town.
She sees you when you’re sleeping
She knows when you’re awake
She knows what else is in that server —
And she knows you're on the take!
Nancy will kick your ass!
Trump will be joining you soon!
I’m dreaming of a White Owner
Just like the owners we’ve known before
Where they fire Colin Kaepernick
Cause he didn’t like cops shooting black kids in the snow.
I’m dreaming of a White Owner
With every Christmas card I write.
May Colin’s days be merry and bright —
And may all you owners take flight.
He brought peace to the Middle East!
He brought happiness to all the world
And he never even said a peep!
With a wink and a nod and a twitch of his eye
The entire earth was saved!
But then one day his father-in-law called
And told him to stay away -
Ivanka would now run the world!
“Pack your bags, she’s mine today!”
Jared the No-man knew he had no choice that day —
I’ll be fine in East LA.!”
And soon we’ll get Pence too!
What will Mitch McConnell do?!
What will Stephen Miller do?!
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide, run and hide