Head into the Conference Room and tape this notecard to your forehead--this week we're talking about Diversity Day! We dedicate this week to this all-time classic episode from season 1, along with the extra footage added in the superfan cut. We talk about all the storylines, including the diversity seminars, Jim's sales call, and Kevin's attempt at re-enacting the Chris Rock bit. And of course we highlight all of the diversity acroynms, Abraham Lincoln quotes, and tiny champagne bottles that go into this episode.

Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss the place of The Office in millennial culture!

Do you want to listen to this episode? I think you do, mon.

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Clean your guns and brace yourself for anything—this week we’re talking about The Last of Us and Marvel’s Thunderbolts*! Alex and Edwin use this episode to talk about the latest happenings in HBO and the MCU. We kick off with the first 4 episodes of The Last of Us, going through the season and asking out loud ‘what the f*** is going on in Seattle?”

Then Edwin (the Marvel fan) talks to Alex (the Marvel skeptic) about Thunderbolts* and why he should give it a chance before closing out the episode by discussing other things we’re watching and reading.

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“I got your voicemail. And the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never.”“

"Pam, when’s the last time you lived so intensely your brain literally couldn’t hold the memories in?”

We’re back with another voicemail episode! After a few weeks off from our favorite phone-in messages we spend a whole episode answering questions from our beloved listeners. And then to close out the show we have feature a part one of listener-submitted trivia!

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Irene: Where’s the ring?

Andy: Hm?

Irene: Where’s the ring, Lancelot?

Put some Gatorade on the boil and reuse that hot dog water--this week we're talking about Irene! We dedicate the first half of this episode to the lady who hires Erin as her live-in helper in Tallahassee. We talk about her tech savvy, her dynamic with Erin, and her grandson, Glenn, who got his foreskin stuck in some lawn furniture.

Then in the second half of the episode we auction draft Season 4! We go through and bid to build our ultimate 5-episode lineup from one of the all-time great seasons of The Office!

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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Be quick—every hour we spend here is years back on earth—this week we’re talking about Interstellar! Sean has never seen this Christopher Nolan classic from 2014, so in a (slightly late) celebration of its tenth year anniversary we launch back into space to revisit it. We record a series of video messages talking about falling books, baseball fields in space, and corn. So much corn.

So set your watch, put on your space suit, and strap in for this week’s episode!

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“How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Doris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I’d tell you"

Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan. We dedicate this week’s episode (again) to Jan! She’s the corporate VP, Michael’s lover, Astrid’s mother, and the famed actress behind Jasmine Windsong. We go through her arc and character, discussing all the trips to Jamaica, baby shower renditions of ’Son of a Preacher Man’, and incredibly awkward dinner parties that make up her time on the show. After an extended conversation about Jan, we wrap up the show with a round of trivia all about ‘Money’ from Season 4. 

Right now, the title of our podcast is, “Something Weird is Going On.” Colon, “What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Podcast Company Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.”

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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“We want resolution, solid earth under our feet. So we take life into our own hands."

We're popping up early in the week to break down the just-aired White Lotus Season 3 finale, along with our thoughts on the past, present, and future of the show.

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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This week is another Game Night! We welcome back long-time listener, contributor, and Patreon Scott’s Tot Haylee Brown for another fun game night episode. Haylee takes us through another round of hard hitting questions, would-you-rathers, and other fun topics for this grab bag episode. We talk about things like what we’d do if we won the lottery, irrational beliefs as kids, and a whole lot more. Like our last Game Night, it’s a lively, sprawling, and ridiculous episode that was a lot of fun. 

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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“Why are you a child?”

“Because of when I was born.”

Get in the elevator and prepare a message for your innie—this week we’re talking about Severance! We talk about the recent finale and the whole of season 2, covering all of the storylines, innie/outie romances, and ORTBOs that go into this season. And of course we also discuss all of the baby goats, copies of The You You Are, and grand paintings along the way. 

Then we head to the Conference Room where we reflect on the 20th anniversary of The Office premiering on NBC! 

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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Put on your knickers and grill up some steaks—this week we’re talking about Ben Franklin! We dedicate this full episode to this classic from season 3, going through all the storylines including the bridal shower, the bachelor party, and Michael’s institution of prima nocta. And of course we highlight all of the ruddy cheeks, tide detergent, and scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania that go into this episode. 

Then we head to the Conference Room to close out the episode with some listener-provided trivia on Prince Family Paper! 

Michael, Dwight would like some man meat. 

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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