THE TURKEY TROT! It's another opportunity to travel, get together with relatives, enjoy a great meal, loosen up the ol' belt, and OD on football.
On the other hand, if burning more expensive fuel galls you, you can't stand Uncle Dick, no one will feed you outside of a rescue mission, and you hocked your belt betting on the Lions and the Wolverines last weekend, theres always a delicious can of Spam and The Michigan Oldies Podcast Thanksgiving Special!
Plug in those earbuds, especially when visiting relatives this weekend, and let them know where your true loyalties lie!