The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike and Robb put the Looney Tunes on trial, Dennis weighs in from the chat (eventually), and Robb delivers a rave review of Coyote vs. Acme. Mike’s algorithm has decided he’s elderly, so naturally we conduct a deeply dignified investigation into dry mouth, foot scrubbing, and the undercarriage. Ariana Grande acquires an imaginary big sister named Ariana Venti, while Josh’s improv skills receive an unscheduled performance review. The Cat in the Hat becomes a local-news emergency, and the guys wonder whether the coverage is scarier than the meme. Plus, yesterday’s bird-feeding showdown leaves a mysterious funk in Mike’s car—and the floor mats may need more help than his wounded pride.

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Mike’s peaceful Burger King lunch becomes a four-act Florida epic when he feeds French fries to an ibis and a self-appointed bird marshal orders him to stop. Words fly, cars lurch, “fat boy” enters the chat, and Mike discovers his best comeback to a personal insult is apparently “nice car.” Robb and Josh prepare for an Outer Banks weekend together, test Tesla’s ASS mode, and reassure everyone that Still Talkin’ chemistry can survive a shared vacation. The crew revisits David Letterman and Zsa Zsa Gabor eating their way through Los Angeles, then samples Lewis Black’s war on Junior Mints. Add Botoxed beauty camels, Ted Lasso deodorant, a romantically adventurous vacuum cleaner, and a Sarasota alligator, and today’s show is strictly for the birds.

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Mike opens the week by admiring how hard Robb and Josh are working on Still Talkin’—while reminding everyone that he is retiring, not dead—and begins plotting a short-form interview show of his own. A few algorithm videos send him on a luxury ice-cream mission, where Tillamook disappoints, Jeni’s disappears, and “old man flavors” receive the serious cultural analysis they deserve. A neighborhood debit-card rescue turns Mike into a good Samaritan, right up until the chat room appoints a new Captain Asshole. Then the boys enter the booming world of online camel sales, where 3,300 listings, million-dollar beauty camels, camel milk, and one- versus two-hump economics make Facebook Marketplace look understocked. Add Lionel Messi’s not-quite-retirement, Celebrity Jeopardy! confusion, and Jon Lovitz still landing the punchline, and this episode leaves plenty of tracks.

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Dolly Rebecca Parton

January 19, 1946

August 25, 2026

May She Rest in Peace.

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It's a special JAR episode, and Robb opens Founder’s Day with dilated pupils, candy-coated cataracts, and a medical plan whose best feature is “insurance might actually pay for it.” Josh and Robb officially welcome the founding members of Still Talkin'—no final G, no time for it—complete with vault access, future swag, and a Hall of Fame probably not carved into the Kennedy Center. Their Labor Day couples trip to the Outer Banks becomes a preview of friendship, podcasting, and the dangerous possibility of jointly owning a hot tub with siblings. Robb then discovers the only surviving film of his grandfather, duckpin champion William “Big Daddy” Stalkup, who looked magnificent and apparently hated every non-regulation frame of it. Finally, a golf brand's horror-themed driver ad lands in the rough so badly that even the apology needs an apology.

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Mike's morning begins with an open charging flap and ends with him presenting a year-old Orioles miracle to Josh like it just happened—nothing says “current events” like highlights aging in real time. As Michael juggles golf, baseball, broadcasting, and school, Dad is learning the sacred teenage-parenting art of dropping the kid off and backing slowly away. Robb introduces Bavaria's mighty finger-wrestling circuit, where lederhosen, leather loops, and dislocated knuckles turn “pull my finger” into a genuine athletic threat. The News brings body horror, baseball chaos, and an unsettlingly practical discussion of emergency road bottles. Plus, the guys discover a buffet reviewer chasing food poisoning one steam tray at a time, proving that two-and-a-half stars can still buy five-star content.

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TMOS pauses to remember Dolly Parton, a genuine national treasure whose songs, films, generosity, and gloriously managed mystique made nearly everyone feel better about fame. Mike recalls interviewing her, the boys revisit “I Will Always Love You,” “9 to 5,” and “Islands in the Stream,” and Robb somehow turns the tribute into a heavyweight title fight between Elvis and Whitney Houston. Aging enters the chat with a floor-to-standing challenge, two artificial hips, and the solemn promise that cruise passengers may one day witness Mike attempt to rise without furniture. Meanwhile, Josh’s latest Uber passenger requests an off-the-books Circle K-to-hotel extension, pays cash, and launches an investigation with absolutely no reliable conclusions. We close with discontinued underwear, silverfish, and the Del Rio Triplets—because even on a day devoted to Dolly, this show will always find the scenic route.

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Mike’s algorithm slithers into South Africa, where a fearless snake wrangler grabs a black mamba by the business end and guarantees nobody on the show will sleep for three days. Proud-dad mode kicks in as Michael makes his varsity football play-by-play debut, complete with a lesson from Sam Huff’s trusty two-minute egg timer. Robb then joins Josh in the gig economy, accidentally gives away an Uber ride for free, battles invisible “Start UberX” buttons, and learns that some passengers treat cologne like crop dusting. The boys explore aura farming, tugboat-sized baseball players, gum grafts, and the financial logic of buying a four-billion-dollar Padres team when you’re feeling liquid. Finally, the Steak and Egg mystery returns with flipped video, suspicious bandages, food-service nausea, and a wrist brace apparently designed for the weakest wrists in Oklahoma.

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That age is best which is the first,

  When youth and blood are warmer;

But being spent, the worse, and worst

  Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,

  And while ye may, go marry;

For having lost but once your prime,

  You may forever tarry.

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Robb and Josh take the wheel, and Robb’s missing Cutco steak knife becomes a full-blown domestic crime scene—complete with trash-bag forensics, eBay negotiations, and a dream in which the blade finally comes home. The Jarheads also discover that cursive is now basically an encrypted language, which is unfortunate when a young teacher receives a handwritten note. From there, they inspect celebrity signatures, judge a new Jimmy Stewart biopic, and prove that no tangent is too old-timey for this program. Then they get candid about Mike’s retirement, the future of the show, and what’s next for the Josh-and-Robb era. Finally, AI bands invade Spotify, creativity goes on trial, and everybody leaves wondering whether the real threat is artificial music or an empty slot in Robb’s knife block.

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