For our final regular dispatch of the year, the Ministry has declared most shops, restaurants, the concept of silence and the Bali Time Chamber to be glib.

We will be back to deliver the traditional Christmas message of glib to the nation, but until then thank you for your attention in this matter.

Clothes, guitars and balconies have been declared officially glib this week. Please make a note for your own reference.

This week the Ministry declares yoga, duvets, drinks parties, walks and dentists to be thoroughly glib. Please take note and act accordingly.

Glib Dicks, Dogs, Quizzes and Music.

This week we take a look at glib doctors, dolls, bathrooms and trains. Remember: Stay Glib! That's an order from The Ministry Of Glib.

This week the Ministry is declaring crime, spelling and dating as glib. Finishing with a glib sneeze.