Shout out to BeBe, Tony and all the Generals worldwide. Happy New Year. Graham needs to move around more, Josh needs to know more about special girls and John McSweeney has taken a dark turn.

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We discover we haven’t made nearly the progress we should have, but tonight we take a big bite out of John McSweeny’s love letter to his assistant (disguised as a self defense training video) in a special after dark recording. Plus we dig into a question from the hotline sure to stimulate your mind.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry.  Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training.

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The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you.

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Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke?  Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content.  PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training.

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America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training.

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Only one bird will emerge…

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That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix.

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Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate.