A - D - Bm - E

My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy

since you (been my friend)

Normal I like em a bit more (nothing)

But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine)

I wanted to tell you

All the (good) things I would've done

But I couldn't muster the courage to do it

So instead I wrote this song

It's more than love

It's more than fate

I wanted to (talk)

In your (phone)

I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest

In my hand

I wanted to show you

My (song)

I wanted to see if it made you (laugh)

But I guess not

It's more than love

It's more than fate

I wanted to (talk)

In your (phone)

Or anywhere else that you like would be nice

Even twice

For you babe,

I woulda (paid my phone bill)

But now you're gone

All that's left is this song

When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along

Or are those days

Are those days

are those days Long gone

It's more than love

It's more than fate

That I only (uhh)

When I (uhhhhhhhhh)

NO!

It's more than love!

It's more than fate!

I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) !

in your face!

and put a baby inside ya

I just can't deny

I gotta (nothing)

With your name on it!

(But now you're gone)

I got a (nothing)

I wrote your name on it

(You're so far gone)

I got a (nothing)

And there's no shame in it!

(When ya hear this song)

Will we still get along?

Will we still get along?

A - D - Bm - E

My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy

since you turned me on

Normal I like em a bit more curvy

But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong

I wanted to tell you

All the disgusting things I would've done

But I couldn't muster the courage to do it

So instead I wrote this song

It's more than love

It's more than fate

I wanted to cum

In your face

I wanted to give your breasts a rest

In my hand

I wanted to show you

My cock

I wanted to see if it made you hot

But I guess not

It's more than love

It's more than fate

I wanted to cum

In your face

Or anywhere else that you like would be nice

Even twice

For you babe,

I woulda gone all night

But now you're gone

All that's left is this song

When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along

Or are those days

Are those days

are those days Long gone

It's more than love

It's more than fate

That I only came

When I masturbate

NO!

It's more than love!

It's more than fate!

I wanna cum !

in your face!

and put a baby inside ya

I just can't deny

I gotta boner

With your name on it!

(But now you're gone)

I got a boner

I wrote your name on it

(You're so far gone)

I got a boner

And there's no shame in it!

(When ya hear this song)

We will still get along?

We we still get along?

Written & Recorded by TMH

Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock

additional writing by "The Gamer"

album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/)

MARKUS & MINKUS

0:00 - The Manor

1:03 - The Bedroom

2:38 - The Great Hall

3:57 - The Pineapple

7:26 - The Frame

12:59 - The Shed

18:12 - The Hogarty's

20:14 - The Sacrifice

22:54 - The Gold

This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.

Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to [email protected] with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.

-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --

If you want me to read a script -

$40 for 1 minute of recorded lines

+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -

$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects

+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

CREDITS

0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer

Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)

1:18 2. Tools

Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)

2:22 3. Dirty Bird

Big Raim (inspiration)

3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter

BubbaJonezz (premise)

Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)

6:06 5. Class Participation

Daniel Gross (premise)

8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency

Big Raim (premise)

Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)

9:56 7. Crystal Healer

Nequies (premise)

10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough

Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)

Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

12:20 9. Make It Backwards

A.A. (inspiration)

Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)

14:12 10. Country Song

Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)

16:15 11. Mealz

Myron (premise/co-writer)

Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM

18:34 12. Bear With Me

SBS (premise)

19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are

Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)

20:55 14. DIGMEOUT

Chris B (premise)

21:52 15. Soap Chicken

tehtyde (premise)

23:44 16. The Birthday Song

K.R. (inspiration)

24:53 17. Nice Tux

Anonymous (writer)

Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)

26:03 18. Rami's Mind

Qanye (premise)

27:28 19. Tenet

N.V. (premise)

28:49 20. Pantless Man

Anonymous (premise/co-writer)

Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)

30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game

Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)

Music - "untitled192" (tmh)

32:55 22. Goblin in Space

Gepherey (premise)

33:29 23. Totino Knows

Anonymous (premise/co-writer)

34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2

Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)

Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy

John V. (premise)

38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's

The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)

39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer

Jerry Harkins (premise)

Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)

41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude

DOODmarine (writer)

41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog

Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)

FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS!

SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE

directed/edited by MoxieFamous

original HUD design by FOD

Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst

0:00 - Intro

MUS: Rapiddd

0:22 - Care to Explain?

MUS: Rapiddd

AUD: Lief-Kynes

VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm

0:38 - Title Screen

MUS: Grawk

VID: Jammho

0:53 - Episode Six

MUS: Grawk

VID: Grandbadger

1:08 - VOTE

MUS: Grawk

AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros

VID: ClassicOz

1:45 - Domino's

MUS: Jammho

AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed

VID: Jammho

3:10 - Missed Call

ALL: Yerg

3:42 - GOATS

MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock

VID: Jammho

4:06 - Dating Type

ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray

5:57 - Big Monkey

MUS: Dad

VID: Grandbadger

6:58 - Vitamin C

MUS: Lober

VID: THTM

9:18 - I Luv Womyn

MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man

VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS

10:30 - Bumper

MUS: Kilroy

VID: ChopNotSlop

10:44 - Clocked

AUD: TMH

13:48 - Bug Brigade

MUS: MasterSquinch

AUD: GreyscalePeacock

VID: bDwS

14:44 - Bumper

MUS: GreyscalePeacock

14:52 - Force Felt

AUD: Dr. Elmayo

VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea

17:26 - Walk in the Park

AUD: SneakyHere

MUS: sundaybrunchspinster

VID: sergeant kipling

18:35 - Bumper

MUS: Grawk

18:59 - OFF THE AIR

MUS: Grawk

Aud: CrunchyEater

VID: Sergeant Kipling

19:13 - Butwat (App)

MUS: Grawk

AUD: TMH

VID: Ethanol

20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables

AUD: SneakyHere

21:10 - Credits

VID: MoxieFamous

MUS: sundaybrunchspinster

song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois

SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper

OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois

I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I

original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE

the minute hour

music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III

by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

Ok, google? Thank you.

google, facebook, amazon

twitch, and twitter, and your mom

makin the internet a better place

it used to be shady

it used to be hectic

it used to be so dang eclectic

not anymore, those days are gone

thanks to google, facebook, and amazon

twitch, and twitter, and your mom

its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)

There's nothing very scary

We capped the hate (goodbye hate)

But careful what you say

that could incriminate (careful what you say)

And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)

I use facebook to check up on my former friends

and amazon to buy my shit,

get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)

I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers

but there's no danger no there's no danger

if they mess with me, I'll call the cops

and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon

maybe you been buyin' stuff

to build a bomb

or maybe you been lyin

maybe you been wrong

and we'll find it

find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon

oh we'll hunt it down

and then we'll spread it around

and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!)

thanks google, facebook, and amazon

you made the internet

a perfect place for us to say

whatever you want

(I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)

and we don't deserve you

and just we live to serve you

won't you plug us into the machine

and let our bodies be

as one

and join our brain with jeff bezos

A lil compilation of bits/skits.

music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour

https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

scandal of the century.

the minute hour