We're back after... uh, three years. Oopsie! As you'll see, there are some changes, but also everything is the same, so relax as Lou takes us on a journey to a sad place where Christians believe that you are a hellbound adulterer if you stroke it some. After that, all bets are off as we degenerate into watching videos (on a podcast, yep), and making unfunny in-jokes. It's like we never left!

Intro/Outro: Rub One Out by 2Ge+her

It's our tenth episode spectacular, and what better way to celebrate than to rehash an old topic? Yes, we're reading more smutty fanfiction, and doing terrible voices. Have we no shame? Judging by the horrific content Jason pulls up, the answer is heck no.

Intro/Outro: Sex Like Art by The Easton Ellises

They can't all be winners! Jason and Christina couldn't think of anything better to do than attempt to riff on a masterpiece of gay porn known as Jungle Storm. You sort of had to be there for it to be funny, and there are audio issues and obvious edits, but hey! I don't see *you* making a porn podcast!

Intro/Outro: Big Gay Water Fight by Plushgoolash

Welp, thanks to Jason and Christina's lack of preparedness, this episode is a free-for-all of depravity. We dip into fanfic, softcore, parody, and well, the first half is pretty strong at least!

Intro/Outro: Dirty Song by Cars Can Be Blue

It's all about porn parodies here on episode 7! Join your hosts Jase N. Slits and Chrispeener Grande as they explore the dirty versions of your favorite TV shows and movies, because let's face it, you always did want to know what it would be like to watch Bull get it on with Dan Fielding. This podcast had way more clever titles back in the 80s.

Intro/Outro: Pet Names For Genitalia, artist unknown

Literotica! Fanfic! Wordy smut! Whatever you call it, this episode is filled to the brim with it! Featuring special guests Alf, The Transformers, Doug Funnie, some bears, and Homestar Runner! The humans call this a podcast.

Intro/Outro: ...how the polar bears never got to eat me by Trap of the Trap

Fetishes! Get yer fetishes here! Christina takes the reins on this episode of the ol' Missing Strawberry, and shows Jason the wonders of dildo bikes (sure), vore (psh, whatever), furries (yeah, okay), inflatables (right), inflation (...wait, no, what) and unbirthing (no what the fuck no this is no)! This podcast has a fetish for WACKINESS, ZING!

Intro/Outro: Up, Up and Away by The Fifth Dimension

It's Episode 4 of the podcast that's really good for your skin, honest, we read it on the internet somewhere! We promised you all an episode about the non-animated side of Japanese porn, so naturally we kick things off with some Japanese cartoon porn. Because nobody tells The Missing Strawberry what to do. And then we proceed to investigate the wacky things Japan does with stuff they can put inside, and with stuff that comes out. This podcast is brought to you by a deep sense of shame and dishonor for its family.

Intro/Outro: Me Japanese Boy by Liz Damon's Orient Express

Hey hey! It's episode 3 of the podcast where schedules are ignored and the points don't matter! You'd think we'd have spent the past three weeks deep in research and prep for the show, but nope, we kind of made things up as we went. In this hentai filled episode: the gang learns not to just go into strange houses, Glen Danzig reveals his true calling as a writer, we explain that whole "missing strawberry" business, and we discover that sometimes people forget to upload actual porn to Pornhub.

Intro/Outro: Strawberry Boogie by Dan Lizard.

It's episode 2 of your favorite bi-weekly (we guess) podcast! In this episode: corn and whiskey are used in ways they were never intended, Ryu does bad things with his junk to the sounds of the 70s, we pitch the almost , but not quite really grimdark reboot of Nooky Man, and Licking Guy licks things. Business as usual, then!

Intro/Outro: Strawberry by TechnoiZ