The Mjango Series Podcast

Life hits in a different way when you realise you really do not know people. We smile and laugh together but how safe will we be when the lights go off? When the law doesn't apply? When the possibility of judgement is lifted? Is it possible to do good even when there is absolutely no possibility of consequences? Join in the conversation as we unravel just what it really means to be part of humanity through the example about what happened during a real experiment done, where there were no consequences at all.

It might sound hypothetical because we already know that life is full of consequences. Our lives today are the consequences of our yesterdays. But hold up! What if, just what if the consequences were lifted? What if a pass was given to you to do just whatever you want? What would we see out of you? Do we have deep-seated things that would crawl out like caged animals? Even before consequences are lifted, we have in one way or another been in a state of mind that convinced us that consequences were far fetched. Yes now we are asking, what were we capable of doing? Today, we uncover the beast that lies caged in all of us. We lure him out with absolute jokes and laughter but tame him with a whip of seriousness!

Touching where it hurts the most. Or maybe it doesn't until your bff actually grows a liking, a predator's eye, more like a fisi eye towards your recent Ex! Just what will you do?

Don't just break up, break up in style! I mean, he cheated right? And the punishment of cheating is to? So leave an effect in the room as you walk out. Break the glasses and wall unit even. Throw words like a bird that poops all over like it has a stomach problem. Say things you will probably regret. Why should it be called a break up when you don't make it feel like an actual break? When things in his house still remain intact without breaking? Maybe you are not the dramatic. Then we bet you're gonna love the idea of ghosting. Poof! Disappear without apology and without effect. But fact is, the effect pf this one is long time. It hurts like a knife to the spleen. Come on try it. But do so having this in mind. What if the same was to be done on you? Hehe. A lot of pun intended.

But what if she comes back? All nice and caring as if to want to mend things between you? Remember she broke your heart like a MF! And now she's crawling back? 😂 Nice joke eh? Try again next time nigga! Or not! 😏 Because you still have something lingering for him. He is your weakness and you know it girl 😂. Anyway we are saying at least get closure. You're unable to move on and commit to any other serious relationship. You know why babyboo? Because you didn't get closure! And you boy, spare the girl some and drop your ego. She needs that closure. Let's get to the part about when and where you should meet to talk and have closure. CODE RED! DON'T MEET INDOORS JUST THE TWO OF YOU! Utashangaa sana my friend 😂

You've probably heard, "Don't come in between to people who are in love. Best said in Swahili, "Mambo ya wapendanao usiyaingilie." But there are times we are the ones who invite them to come in between especially to try arbitrate issues outstanding between you and your lover. You most likely go to the one person that is closely affiliated to your lover. (Put an impending danger sound effect.) Worse when you go to his/her bestfriend (Now put the Nigerian movie shock sound effect.) And then the efforts turn from arbitrating to other FISHY and very FISHY affairs between you two. Out of the frying pan, into the rebound! 😂

Of course cheating is not warranted in a relationship, you might say. Up until the time you hear your partner is going abroad for a year or two - if one year is not enough to give you heart conditions and worse, cause a state of the art dry spell. So just when can we give a hall pass in a relationship? Maybe when your partner cheats first. But look at you eagerly waiting for your partner to cheat so you can dive into the spree as well. Speaking of sprees, people go on revenge sprees after a breakup! Intense right?

In this episode on The Mjango Series Podcast, we realize that in the terrain of romantic relationships, it's all roses and violets until a heart is broken. Of course it's not funny, but it is when you stop and recall how you became religious again after a breakup. Okay. No one is judging anyway. But we have to ask this, have you ever told your partner, "Baby wacha tuombe." You see? That dead air! That's what we are laughing. Or maybe you have. Well, were you praying only that God may keep your relationship from breaking? We laugh even harder mjango.