Despite us bursting into Ludacris' Fantasy, this episode is not about "licking you from your head to your toes". However, we did learn that turning on the copy machine really turns us on. Listen in as we dive into childhood dreams, fantasy futures, and what we really want out of life.

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Bad news, ghosts are real. Good news, they’re more Casper than Poltergeist...unless you talk sh*t to them. According to our expert, being mean to the paranormal can literally result in your heart stopping so choose your words wisely. On this week’s episode we kick-off spooky season with an interview with local ghost hunter, Lara Davis. Listen in as she shares her scariest stories, freakiest moments, and the truth behind ghost hunting.

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We thought peeing was a pretty straight forward activity, but apparently there’s a lot of concern around showering, sitting, and standing. Turns out everyone has a talent, it may just be undiscovered. Listen in as we discuss idling, inner dialogues, and sleeping in separate beds.

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Remember the time Tom Brady frenched his son? Unfortunately so do we. On this episode we’re finally talking parenting on our parenting podcast. Can we get a gold star for that?? Listen in as we dive into crying it out, cosleeping, kissing your kids and finally celebrating being reunited. Let’s pop some bottles bitches!

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Kicking off a new series, “Is It Normal?” Everyone isn’t really sure if the stuff they do is “normal,” but you can’t always phone a friend for the answer. Today we’re your lifeline, addressing all the weird, wacky questions you constantly ask the narrator in your head.

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It’s more than the tip on this week’s Rapid Fire, we take it deep. Our answers come quick for the negative, but we’re all Enneagram 3’s here so self-accolades are harder to come by. Listen in as we discuss our achievements, what we want for our children, and our dream of them being minis of their daddies.

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You have the goal, you’ve taken the step(s) and now you’ve hit your first road block. We aren’t experts on much of anything really, but when it comes to problem solving we think we actually are pretty good at it. We created a podcast out of a random brunch encounter and each time we meet, we read - we do - we ask. We aren’t afraid of the failures and the let downs because that’s what got us to YOU.

One time Ashlee chased a criminal in a beer-filled golf cart. That’s absolutely not what this episode is about, but if you make it to the end of the episode you WILL get to hear this delightful fight or flight tale. On this episode we get down to the nitty gritty of growth vs fixed mindset, conquering limiting beliefs, and achieving goals. We’re taking the rest of the year head on and leveling up to become our best selves. Join us as we make the most of this sh*t show year. 

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Here we are in our realest, rawest and messiest form. If you are a new listener, this is where you should start, we are The F Bomb Moms and we are so f**cking glad you are here.

Chrissy’s Story: 00:48

Ashlee’s Story: 23:18

Janey’s Story: 44:39

Seagulls, semis and screaming neighbors can’t stop this Rapid Fire from happening. Big shout out to Nilda, Amanda, Tess, The GreenWitch Diaries & Kemari for the content of this episode. Without you, this would be a long discussion on Ashlee’s wet hair, Janey’s vaseline habits and Chrissy’s WAP. 

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