The Momologue

What do you get when you have 5 husbands + 4 moms and too many shoulders to cry on? Way too much “helpful” advice. Listen in as we talk about the necessities of marriage, the comparison game, and the importance of self-care.

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Remember that one time we attempted having marital relations with our husbands with the lights on for a week straight and we all failed miserably? Ya, us too. So 6 months later we’ve attempted redemption - C’s get degrees right? Speaking of failing - Chrissy and Janey open up about their “failed marriages”, why they hate that term in general, and things they wish they knew before saying “I Do”.

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Round two of in person recording and we think we are back to normal, if that’s a term you can even use for us. We fill you in on our success rate of last week’s unfollow challenge, and give you zero opportunity to take a break as we announce a redo of the #lightsonchallenge. We tell our romantic how we met our husbands (the current ones) stories - turns out giving it up on the first date, shaking your new tits, soaking, and teasing are ways to secure a man these days.

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Our first time recording together IN REAL LIFE since the Rona started and we thought it would be AMAZING, but turns out it may take us a while to regain our in person communication skills. Whether you have one, want one or could care less about one…mom tribes are a thing and this episode we take a look at what ours look like. No wasted time on this episode as we throw a challenge at you right out the gate…time to Marie Kondo our social media people. Also, PSA make sure you know the difference between MUTE & UNFOLLOW.

Ya know what they say, the best moms are the ones without kids and after much discussion we three agree we all were really stellar mothers right up until the time we actually gave birth. On this episode we’re opening up about what we’ve personally been shamed for and being a little too honest about the things we’ve judged other mamas for. Turns out, breastfeeding IS a choice. Who knew?! We also uncover the truth about toddlerdom… and the truth is, it’s really hard and really confusing and none of us actually know what we’re doing. Any advice for us? Apparently, we don’t want to hear it.

Losing that lovey can be one thing, but this episode simply can’t be forgotten. At the beginning of the podcast we launched three episodes, Meet The Moms, introducing ourselves in our realest, rawest and messiest form. With all of our new listeners, we wanted to be sure that these introductions were re-released so you could see who we REALLY are. What we are REALLY about. And WHY this matters. If you’ve already listened then you are ahead of the game, if you are new here or just want a second serving - here it is, our stories in one episode. This podcast matters to us, because it is us.

Chrissy’s Story: 00:48

Ashlee’s Story: 23:18

Janey’s Story: 44:39

We got it from our mamas...advice that is. With Mother’s Day only a week away we’re taking time to reflect on the best words of wisdom the women in our life ever gave us, how we really  want to celebrate the holiday, and the gifts we can only dream about. I think we can all agree it’s been a helluva year so far, and dammit we deserve to be celebrated, so tune in as we discuss all things motherhood + Mother’s Day!