The Momologue

After massive failures with our first “F It,” it’s time for us to redeem ourselves as we all divulge if we did indeed face our fears. Before we even get to that though - did Janey find that VIO (very important object) she lost and why her poor nephew can never listen to this podcast again. We all agree to disagree as we discuss if men should always pick up the tab...that Seattle Seahawk player though, he definitely should’ve paid up for that fondue. The threshold for happiness is marked by a dollar amount...do you think any of us have met it?! Chrissy’s work hat is in full gear as she morphs into Dave Ramsey and shared all her wisdom on how to be successful with your dough. We might even have a freebie to help you start the process!

Ashlee honed in her psychic skillz and turns out, Janey's getting rich, Chrissy's an amazing mother, and Ashlee...well she got the Father of Juan. Or wands. Honestly, we're still not sure. Janey spilled the beans on her social avoidance habit, fears were uncovered, and a discussion of gaping holes ensued. A little bleary eyed, we took a few moments to talk about sweet Cam Man's birthday celebration and reflect on the impact his life has made on all of us.

Who's idea was the #lightsonchallenge anyway?? Worst. Idea. Ever. Find out who passed, who failed, and which of our husband's became sexual divas the moment the lights came on. Ashlee "won" a trip to Mexico that turned out to be a spooky, spiritual extravaganza (with a side of sea sickness and alcohol), Janey took the phrase "more cow bell" a little too seriously, and Chrissy's grandparents become our real life #relationshipgoals. Listen in as we chat it up about whether less really is more, which of us is Team Jesus and who is more of a crystals in her bra kind of gal.

Has your best friend’s dad ever seen your baby maker? Janey’s has and it saved her life. On this episode, Janey’s talking the scary reality of postpartum depression, not-so-evil stepmoms, and what joint-custody feels like for her. She’s sharing some of her darkest moments, and the silver lining to her PPD agony.

What happens in Vegas…definitely doesn’t stay in Vegas. Just ask baby Kove. On this episode, Ashlee dives into the moment she realized she was pregnant with the second member of the Irish twins dynamic duo, her facial turned seizure and the real life struggles of being married to a busy baseball player. Listen in as we laugh, cry, and uncover what it’s really like navigating the murky waters of motherhood while overcoming a difficult neurological condition.

Mom to 3 beautiful babies (1 in heaven, 2 earth side) Chrissy opens up about conquering grief while there are still bums to wipe and breakfasts to make, the truth behind #workingmomlife and the moment she realized the old men in her office really understood her struggles. This one’s a tear-jerker, so make sure you’ve got a box of tissues and a glass (or a bottle) of wine ready!

How the hell is there a crab living in the Arizona desert? Chrissy tells her story on this sea creature home invasion. Sides are taken as the “Fact” of the week causes us to take a real look at millennial motherhood and all that comes with it. The endless amount of decisions, the on demand service opportunities (we see you Postmates) and more importantly the comparison of this generation vs the ones before us. Obviously our generation always comes out looking better, thank you Botox. The F Bomb of the week focuses in on our flaws - as a mother, a spouse and friend. Basically an in depth look on how we avoid social gatherings with friends that stay out too late, how we turn down sex regularly and why we reflect nightly on how being a mom is hard AF.