This morning on The Morning After, a doctor claims he installed cameras in bathrooms to compare his small penis to his coworkers, a new TikTok Trend has users waterboarding themselves, a woman in a tiger-print onesie stole an adult tricycle on Florida/Not Florida, a beachside carnival in Connecticut cleared out after someone used fart spray, our MVP shouldn’t have told his Uber passenger that he had drugs in the car, a new drinking fountain in England looks like a giant penis, and a man bought his own stolen car back from a user car dealership.

00:13 - Doctor installs cameras to compare penis sizes
07:47 - TikTok Trend
14:23 - Florida/Not Florida
22:11 - Fart spray clears out carnival
28:26 - MVP
37:23 - Giant penis water fountain unveiled
42:41 - Man buys back his own stolen car

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