This morning on The Morning After, a man is blaming his large penis for a slip-and-fall accident in the shower, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the ‘Coffin Confessor’ will divulge your secrets at your funeral, our MVP filled the A/C unit on her ex’s car with glitter, a teacher picked up a DUI on his second day of the school year, and a man needed help getting out of a tube slide.

00:13 - Man blames big penis for slip-and-fall
05:52 - Florida/Not Florida
14:50 - Coffin Confessor
22:00 - MVP
32:56 - Teacher gets DUI on second day of school
38:14 - Man gets stuck in tube slide

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