This morning on The Morning After, raccoons had a party inside a Florida man’s home, we learned about another side effect for Ozempic users, a man wearing women’s lingerie and fake boobs ran from police on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the Seattle park where people won’t stop masturbating, our MVP was not happy with the sound of his neighbor’s landscaper’s lawnmower, a man in the UK has been blocking traffic silently for more than ten years, and there’s a new world’s oldest living chicken.

00:13 - Raccoon party inside man’s home
08:25 - Ozempic vulva
13:43 - Florida/Not Florida
21:44 - MA Update
28:29 - MVP
38:48 - Man blocks traffic silently
44:27 - World’s oldest living chicken

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