This morning on The Morning After, a woman racked up over $20,000 in medical bills after a bat flew in her mouth, a man called police over the price of a bratwurst, a man wanted to watch another man go potty on Missed Connections, scientists are injecting are making rhino horns radioactive to stop poaching, our MVP called police about kids being kids at a lemonade stand, a man was arrested after breaking into a Little League storage shed, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Bat flies into woman’s mouth
07:23 - Man calls police over price of bratwurst
13:20 - Missed Connections
22:56 - Rhinos with radioactive horns
29:17 - MVP
38:46 - Man breaks into Little League storage shed
44:26 - Things We Missed

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