This morning on The Morning After, a man went to his local city council meeting to protest the closure of a motocross track by making dirt bike noises, a woman went to the hospital after a king cucumber got stuck in her butt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a wedding was nearly disrupted by pole dancer practicing their trade in a park, our MVP was a fake dentist that was caught for the second time, a man set a restaurant on fire after they informed him they were out of mayonnaise, and there’s a class in China that will dissuade you from attempting to become a professional gamer.

00:13 - Man makes dirt bike noises at council meeting
08:33 - Woman gets cucumber stuck in butt
14:46 - Florida/Not Florida
25:09 - Wedding nearly disrupted by pole dancers
29:26 - MVP
40:17 - Man sets bar on fire for lack of mayonnaise
46:44 - Class to dissuade professional gamers

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