This morning on The Morning After, a man is suing his pharmacy for outing his affair, the Colorado Buffaloes mascot doesn’t want to run anymore, a man wants a woman to move with him to Alaska on Missed Connections, a teen became temporarily paralyzed due to his excessive phone use, our MVP bodyslammed a student during a game of musical chairs, we learned about soft swapping, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man sues pharmacy for outing affair
09:41 - Colorado mascot doesn’t want to run
13:52 - Missed Connections
23:56 - Teen paralyzed due to phone use
29:48 - MVP
38:18 - Soft swapping
43:26 - Things We Missed

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