This morning on The Morning After, a fort built by local teens has been taken down by authorities in Connecticut, a zoo in Denmark is asking people to donated their unwanted pets to feed to their animals, a man was sitting butt naked on a park bathroom floor on Florida/Not Florida, a stripper believes that her clients not asking her for cocaine means we’re in a recession, our MVP is a cop who posted a TikTok claiming she was going to give everyone a ticket after not getting laid, teens in China are using adult pacifiers to destress, and a ‘flying fish’ is to blame for a wildfire near Vancouver.

00:13 - Fort built by teens taken down
08:53 - Zoo asking for unwanted pet donations
16:06 - Florida/Not Florida
24:32 - No one is asking strippers for cocaine
30:13 - MVP
39:34 - Adult pacifiers
46:33 - ‘Flying fish’ causes wildfire

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