This morning on The Morning After, a naked man with a dildo on a stick scared hikers in Europe, a mermaid statue’s big boobs has caused a stir in Denmark, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a historical society honored a man with a plaque above a urinal, our MVP was doing genital ultrasounds in his apartment, a company has unveiled 9-volt battery-flavored chips, and an intern’s ‘energy’ wasn’t where it should have been when she called in sick to work.

00:13 - Naked man with dildo on a stick
07:42 - Mermaid statue has huge boobs
13:07 - Florida/Not Florida
22:30 - Man gets plaque above urinal
27:48 - MVP
37:16 - 9-volt battery-flavored chips
43:48 - Intern’s ‘energy’ wasn’t where it should be

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