This morning on The Morning After, a woman punched a man dressed as Santa at a parade for blocking her view, a man stole from the same store twice in a 15-minute span on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the banana duct-taped to a wall, our MVP wrote about stealing a van in her journal, two goats were apprehended by police after chasing pedestrians, and a sausage biscuit is being blamed for a power outage in Tennessee.

00:03 - Woman punches Santa for blocking view
06:48 - Florida/Not Florida
15:34 - MA Update
20:43 - MVP
29:55 - Two goats chase pedestrians
33:34 - Sausage biscuit leads to power outage

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