This morning on The Morning After, two men can’t agree on why they stabbed each other, a cat and a sheep have been been named a zoo’s Couple of the Year, a man tried to make his move on his cousin on Missed Connections, a man is losing weight by eating an entire roasted chicken every day, our MVP has been banned from every single Walmart, a couple was recently involved in what we called a ‘dildo drubbing’ and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Men can’t agree on why they stabbed each other
07:35 - Cat and sheep are couple of the year
13:21 - Missed Connections
23:41 - Man eating a roasted chicken every day
29:31 - MVP
37:37 - Dildo drubbing
43:41 - Things We Missed

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