This morning on The Morning After, a student in China set his dorm on fire after attempting to burn his sex doll, the burning feeling a woman had in her legs was actually parasites trying to get to her brain, an elderly couple in the UK is dealing with the neighbor from hell, our MVP has a 6-3 record when it comes to running from the cops, and a bear has made his home under a house in California.

00:13 - Student sets dorm on fire while burning sex doll
07:31 - Burning feeling caused by parasites
13:45 - UK couple dealing with neighbor from hell
19:26 - MVP
26:23 - Bear makes home under house in CA

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