This morning on The Morning After, a couple out on a ’soup and roll’ discovered porn nailed to a tree, a soccer player gave a fan his game-worn shorts and he promptly sniffed them, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined just to go for his 50th Florida/Not Florida win, a man’s mistress’ Old Navy jeans may have clued his wife into their affair, our MVP hit her ex with her Ranger Rover after covering his car in condiments, a company with a focus on AI doesn’t want you using AI when you apply for a job, and two mini-donkeys have been stolen in Washington.

00:13 - Couple discovers porn nailed to tree
08:05 - Fan sniffs player’s game-worn shorts
15:33 - Florida/Not Florida
25:45 - Old Navy jeans out mistress
32:24 - MVP
39:46 - Don’t use AI when applying for AI job
45:40 - Two mini-donkeys stolen in WA

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