This morning on The Morning After, a sex expert wants you all to start doing more hand stuff, someone is leaving cherry tomatoes on a bridge in Ireland, a serial butt slapper is on the loose on Florida/Not Florida, farmers in India are sharing a bear costume to scare away monkeys, our MVP was looking at porn when he should have been protecting and serving, a falconer has lost his job with a soccer club after sharing pictures of his prosthetic penis online, and another person was scammed by a fake celebrity.

00:13 - Sex expert wants more hand stuff
07:41 - Cherry tomatoes left on bridge in Ireland
14:43 - Florida/Not Florida
23:05 - Farmers wearing bear costume to scare monkeys
27:46 - MVP
35:25 - Falconer loses job over penis pics
42:41 - Woman scammed by fake Brad Pitt

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