This morning on The Morning After, the Sax Samurai is the Japanese equivalent of Florida’s Tuba Man, a man was awarded $50,000 after he sued a hospital over his 30-hour erection, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, thieves are breaking into slaughterhouses to steal cow gallstones, the TikTok ban led our MVP to start a congressman’s house on fire, another woman had drugs in a bag labeled ‘This bag definitely does not contain drugs,’ and a pizza delivery driver that walked through snow to make a $40 delivery receives a $2 tip.

00:13 - Sax Samurai
08:35 - Man gets $50,000 for 30-hour erection
14:16 - Florida/Not Florida
25:21 - Thieves stealing cow gallstones
30:41 - MVP
39:21 - This bag definitely doesn’t contain drugs
44:18 - Pizza delivery driver tipped $2

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