This morning on The Morning After, a doctor in Taiwan gave himself a vasectomy, a woman’s children may or may not have eaten her grandpa’s ashes, a man tried to use his twin brother’s identity after he was caught shoplifting on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s pet monkey bit a Starbucks employee, our MVP called 911 over her knee pain, a new housing development in the UK is shaped like a penis, and a man accused of masturbating on a bus was awarded $6,100.

00:13 - Doctor gives himself a vasectomy
7:04 - Children may have eaten grandpa’s ashes
12:42 - Florida/Not Florida
19:58 - Monkey bites Starbucks employee
25:48 - MVP
33:19 - Housing development looks like a penis
38:35 - Accused bus masturbator awarded over $6k

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