This morning on The Morning After, a man whose diet consisted of only beef, butter, and cheese started leaking fat from his pores, iPhones with TikTok installed are selling on eBay for thousands, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two porn stars are feuding over which one decided to bang 1,000 guys in one day first, our MVP kidnapped a very expensive fish, we had an update on the man who was upset when two teenagers cut in front of him in the prime rib line, and Adam has officially joined Stick Nation.

00:13 - Man with diet of beef, cheese, and butter starts leaking
08:49 - iPhones with TikTok installed selling on eBay
14:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:56 - Porn stars feuding over banging 1,000 guys
33:42 - MVP
41:00 - MA Update
47:45 - Stick Nation

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