This morning on The Morning After, the ‘Villain For Hire’ will let you beat him up to look like more of a badass in front of your significant other, family members claim a man’s eyes flickered at his funeral, Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man robbed 63 houses and bought strangers sushi to ‘look cool,’ our MVP used his baby as a snow brush for the views, a zoo in China is selling tiger urine to cure arthritis, and we wrapped up the show with not one, but two toilet stories.

00:13 - Villain For Hire
08:37 - Dead man’s eyes flickered at funeral
14:59 - Florida/Not Florida
25:31 - Man just wants to ‘look cool’
32:06 - MVP
41:46 - Zoo selling tiger urine for arthritis
47:45 - Two toilet stories

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