This morning on The Morning After, a woman that warned people about a fake Keanu Reeves got scammed by a fake Keanu Reeves, Magnus Carlsen is creating more controversy in the chess world, we recapped Defector’s list of the things we got stuck in our butts in 2024, a bank robber in Canada had his getaway bike stolen, our MVP poisoned a rival student’s goat, a man managed to ruin two different Christmas church services, and a man cut off his fingers to get out of work.

00:13 - Fake Keanu Reeves scam
10:30 - Magnus Carlsen creates more controversy
19:20 - Things We Got Stuck in Our Butts in 2024
30:16 - Bank robber has getaway bike stolen
36:35 - MVP
46:21 - Man ruins two Christmas church services
51:21 - Man cuts off fingers to get out of work

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