This morning on The Morning After, a priest has been accused of flossing his teeth with a woman’s hair, the man that purchased a lifelike dog costume has opened a ‘zoo,’ we search for a wrestling match on Missed Connections, six people have been arrested for stealing butter in Canada, our MVP through hot oil and ranch on customers at a Wingstop, a man’s ‘unstealable’ car was stolen, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Priest flosses with woman’s hair
08:34 - Toco’s new zoo
17:35 - Missed Connections
27:32 - Six people arrested for stealing butter
33:50 - MVP
42:22 - ‘Unstealable’ car stolen
49:29 - Things We Missed

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