This morning on The Morning After, a little person got punched at a Christmas event by someone associated with a cast member of ‘Jersey Shore,’ the world’s most expensive sex toy costs almost $2 million, we offered up mustache rides on Missed Connections, a woman claims her reckless rubbing led to some reckless driving, our MVP rang in the new year by freeing some prisoners, Spider-Man broke up a fight at a grocery store in LA, and we wrapped up the short week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - ‘Jersey Shore’ associate punches little person
10:32 - World’s most expensive sex toy
18:42 - Missed Connections
28:51 - Reckless rubbing
34:17 - MVP
41:00 - Spider-Man breaks up fight
46:32 - Things We Missed

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