This morning on The Morning After, a passenger on a United Airlines flight got peed on while they were sleeping, a man wore a helmet with a sex toy attached to it on Florida/Not Florida, a man set a world record for stopping the most electric fans with his tongue, our MVP needs to work on his penmanship, a man was impaled by a pipe from the metal chair he was sitting on, and an OnlyFans model is making big bucks with tickle content.

00:13 - United Airlines passenger peed on
06:16 - Florida/Not Florida
14:00 - Man stops fans with his tongue
19:32 - MVP
27:07 - Man impaled by metal folding chair
33:00 - OnlyFans model makes bank with tickle content

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