This morning on The Morning After, a bag of Dick’s helped catch an arson suspect, Florida’s Nail Bandit has been captured, a man in an bikini tried to rob a doughnut shop on Florida/Not Florida, a woman battled a rare disease that caused her boobs to grow uncontrollably, our MVP was receiving a lot more money in her paycheck than she should have been, we had a gruesome story about a man putting his penis in the sand that was made a little less gruesome by some peppy music, and a man escaped prison by sneaking out in his cellmate’s laundry bag.

00:13 - Bag of Dick’s helps catch suspect
08:33 - Florida’s Nail Bandit captured
15:02 - Florida/Not Florida
23:46 - Disease causes woman’s boobs to grow
28:59 - MVP
39:53 - Gruesome story, peppy music
46:34 - Prisoner sneaks out in laundry bag

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