This morning on The Morning After, a nurse discovered drugs in a man’s butt while she was prepping him for surgery, ‘Swamp Crotch’ can set off the alarms at the airport, a woman tried to bite a man on Florida/Not Florida, a lottery official should have divided instead of multiplied, our MVP beat up an ice cream man for being around kids, a man experienced a rectal prolapse after sitting on the toilet for more than two hours, and there’s a robot walking around Detroit.

00:13 - Nurse discovers drugs in man’s butt
06:49 - ‘Swamp Crotch’ sets off alarms
12:10 - Florida/Not Florida
21:48 - Lottery official should have divided
28:49 - MVP
37:31 - Man on toilet suffers rectal prolapse
45:17 - Robot walking around Detroit

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