This morning on The Morning After, a man discovered that there is no sex in the champagne room at his local strip club, a city in Pennsylvania recently introduced their ‘Fill My Hole’ campaign, a woman made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Florida/Not Florida, a cat tried to sneak escape tools into a prison in Brazil, our MVP was convinced that one of four men living in a home he broke into was having sex with his wife, people in China are paying a fee to work in a fake office, and a city in Canada recently made a dog park a ‘no bark dog park.’

00:13 - No sex in the champagne room
09:20 - Fill My Hole
15:30 - Florida/Not Florida
22:25 - Cat sneaks into prison with tools
29:05 - MVP
38:28 - People paying to work in fake office
44:26 - No bark dog park

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