This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Canada left her estate to a male escort, authorities in England asked people attending a music festival not to wear their smart watches, a man thought he was battling a werewolf on Florida/Not Florida, someone in Wisconsin nearly blew their apartment up with a turkey covered in tequila, our MVP called 911 on his neighbors over 16,000 times, we had an update on the crosswalks that were hacked to feature the voices of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, and a man in England is running all over the place dressed as a scrotum.

00:13 - Canadian woman leaves money to escort
08:46 - Don’t wear watch to music festival
14:41 - Florida/Not Florida
23:25 - Tequila turkey blows up stove
30:35 - MVP
39:18 - MA Update
44:43 - Man running dressed as scrotum

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