This morning on The Morning After, a woman ‘ghosted’ her boyfriend after winning the lottery, a man held up a convenience store before getting away on rollerblades, a public masturbator told police he was Captain Kirk on Florida/Not Florida, a woman in Texas wasn’t happy that a man was playing bagpipes in her park, our MVP had a fake license plate that said ‘CHASEM3,’ Tinder is introducing a new technology that verifies height, and a company that claimed AI was developing its software was really using 700 engineers to get the jobs done.

00:13 - Woman ‘ghosts’ boyfriend after lotto win
10:28 - Rollerblade getaway
16:56 - Florida/Not Florida
24:14 - Bagpipe blow up
30:29 - MVP
39:00 - Tinder introduces height verification
45:40 - AI company is really just 700 engineers

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