This morning on The Morning After, those using Ozempic claim it’s making their penises bigger, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two miniature cows got ‘married’ this weekend, our MVP called in a bomb threat to avoid missing his flight, authorities in Hong Kong suggest staring at smokers when they’re smoking somewhere they shouldn’t, and a woman kept going to a funeral home to get the undertaker to notice her.

00:13 - Ozempic making penises bigger
05:10 - Florida/Not Florida
11:49 - Two miniature cows get ‘married’
16:28 - MVP
24:15 - Stare at smokers
29:01 - Woman goes to funeral home for undertaker

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