This morning on The Morning After, a 1,300 pound dairy cow washed ashore following flooding in Oregon, a man was really bad at bank robberies on Florida/Not Florida, three bison in Poland were killed when they were hit by Bison the train, our MVP booked two different rentals on AirBNB and peed on everything inside, we had an update on the card stealing priest in Pittsburgh, and Delaware has the most UFO sightings in the country.

00:13 - 1,300 pound dairy cow washes ashore
07:31 - Florida/Not Florida
16:08 - Three bison killed by train named Bison
21:45 - MVP
30:19 - MA Update
38:11- Delaware has the most UFO sightings

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