This morning on The Morning After, three teenagers tried to stab their mom on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ it was a double whammy for the family of an Atlanta bagpipe player, a woman hit a cyclist on the way to her golf lesson on Florida/Not Florida, Wanksy draws penises on maps when he runs, our MVP let police know that there’s nothing wrong with drugs, a teacher went to a student’s house to collect homework to make sure the class got their pizza party, and a couple recently got engaged at a restaurant after placing hair in their food to get it comped.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:40 - Two sad stories for Atlanta family
17:39 - Florida/Not Florida
25:11 - Wanksy
30:09 - MVP
37:35 - Teacher wants pizza party

44:28 - Couple gets engaged after putting hair on food

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