This morning on The Morning After, a man chased a dog walker with garden shears on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ we had an update on the teenager accused of putting googly eyes on a statue, a man was on the hunt for MILFs on Missed Connections, a woman has been awarded $14 million after eating ice cream with nails in it, our MVP decided to mess with the wrong Costco customer, a kangaroo wearing jeans is on the loose in Wisconsin, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:16 - MA Update
14:57 - Missed Connections
23:45 - $14 million for eating ice cream with nails
29:23 - MVP
36:57 - Kangaroo wearing jeans missing
41:56 - Things We Missed

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