This morning on The Morning After, a man was stuck in quicksand for days before anyone found him, painting penises around potholes in the UK may soon be a crime, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, Punch The Monkey’s orangutan friend is sold out at IKEAs all over the world, our MVP showed up to his job as a driving instructor for times over the legal limit, a man in Russia went to prison instead of finding a job, and scientists have created a song that makes a certain alcohol taste better.

00:13 - Man stuck in quicksand for days
06:41 - Painting penises around potholes could lead to charges
11:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:23 - Punch The Monkey’s friend sold out
28:26 - MVP
35:10 - Man goes to prison instead of finding a job
40:56 - Scientists create song to make booze taste better

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