This morning on The Morning After, a taxi driver assaulted a man on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ being a good samaritan isn’t always good, a man wearing an ankle monitor broke into his neighbor’s house on Florida/Not Florida, someone showed up drunk to their driving test in the UK, our MVP was caught damaging license plate readers by a license plate readers, police in Washington had to deal with a determined beaver, and thieves stole over $100,000 in Pokemon cards from an NYC shop.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:04 - Being a Good Samaritan isn’t always good
15:49 - Florida/Not Florida
23:16 - Someone showed up drunk to driving test
30:11 - MVP
37:30 - Determined beaver
43:26 - Thieves steal very expensive cards

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