This morning on The Morning After, someone stole bowling balls off a professional bowler’s porch, ‘Carrotmaxxing’ is a way to give you a tan without the sun, Salty Sandy collects excess salt off the roads for her own personal use, our MVP filmed himself on his dash cam committing a crime, we now have a solution for your small balls, and a woman is suing the Dodgers after she was hit by a Buzzball.

00:13 - Stolen bowling balls
07:28 - ‘Carrotmaxxing’
12:50 - Salty Sandy
16:56 - MVP
24:25 - Small balls solution
29:05 - Woman hit by Buzzball at baseball game

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