This morning on The Morning After, a woman claims AI pleases her sexually when her ex-husband couldn’t, a toddler has an irrational fear of John Wilkes Booth, a man with a backpack full of sex toys broke into a home on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the police cadet caught with drugs in his pants, our MVP should have stopped picking on that kangaroo, Vancouver is launching a campaign to remind adults that flushable wipes aren’t flushable, and birds are ‘exploding’ in California.

00:13 - Woman claims AI pleasures her
08:36 - Toddler afraid of John Wilkes Booth
14:24 - Florida/Not Florida
22:55 - MA Update
28:04 - MVP
36:04 - Vancouver warns of flushable wipes
40:49 - Birds are exploding in CA

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